How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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