That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
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His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
PANTIES FOUND
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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