He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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