also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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