Its about making memories worth repressing
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I have post one night stand depression
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