well most of my day revolves around power hour
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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