at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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