Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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