I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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