Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
After tacos, we're chasing women.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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