i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My feet surprised me
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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