we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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