you will always have a special place in my vag
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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