blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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