Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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