Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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