I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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