Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
All I want is dick and wine.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
