Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i dont even know how to be here
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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