Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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