please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Randomize