idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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