she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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