She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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