You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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