Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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