I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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