Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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