i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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