Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Found your dick twin last night
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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