have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
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Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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