they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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