If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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