one might say we're banned from that church
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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