I wannas sexs uuuuu
my phone needs a breathalizer
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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