He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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