she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm sobbing to NWA
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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