I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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