u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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