Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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