Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
