Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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