he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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