I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
In other news, I just burned my penis
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
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