Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
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