question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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