That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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