Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Two words: nipple clamps
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