I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he wants to bone in the snuggie
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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