Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
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Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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