if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
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It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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