would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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