We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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