i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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