Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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