do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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